To roast garlic in the skin, you remove the top and drizzle the bottom with olive oil and salt. When you look at the top, it looks like a bunch of little larva in a wasp nest. You get weirded out. If you are me.

There's only one internet meme image that repeatedly makes me nauseous and haunts my waking thoughts from time to time, and that's the one associated with the breast larva hoax. I just cannot handle it. When I look at this garlic that's all I see.