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Wet Mannequin on Broadway

This is sort of hot. I know these tits aren't real, and there's not even a head on the torso, but it's hot the way these hard, enormous plastic breasts are covered in rain. It's free, public,  Sports Illustrated-grade titillation and I will pause to appreciate it.

It had just stormed earlier today. Why hadn't the shopkeepers brought the mannequin inside? Is the moist look good for business? It's NYC, so chances are they didn't know it was raining, didn't care, and wouldn't have changed anything if they did.