My Neighbors' Ignorance Suggest Imminent Immolation

grill set up by idiots fire imminent

Cardboard under a grill, to keep rocks clean, to prevent fire from burning the gravel

July 8, 2015

After the smoke clears, after the blaze is put out, after the building is evacuated and my neighbors spared from themselves, while gazing into the ashes below the grill, the NYFD Marshal's brow will unfurrow and he'll grumble:
"Well, there's your problem."

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