Smorgasburg, at the corner of Twee Place and Yup Avenue.
Grilled gouda cheese sandwiches for you and your girlfriend.
Artisinal hand-rolled pigs in a blanket for the whole family.
Air-cured free-ranged Hostess snack cakes for the crew.
Hrm?
Al fresco beer garden, makeshift catwalk.
You'd think a perk of being on the grounds crew at an event like Smorgasburg – there's an abundance of local, organic, artisanal, generally good food – is being fed very well by the vendors. Why are these guys eating Hostess snack cakes?
My roommate argues that Hostess snack cakes are just really good.